I took me a long time to warm up to AI at work. But the ability to move conversation to the center of the experience (plus a consistent context) have resulted in the single biggest paradigm shift of my career. Let me back up... I have a longtime love/hate relationship with AI. Joanna Maciejewska's famous… Continue reading All of a sudden, AI is helping me do my job better… much better
A buddy in the UK posted this picture with the message: My Outlook AI-generated theme today. Where does the river go to beyond the bridge, or is this just a flooded road? Thinking that it might be funny, I asked another AI (Claude) to tell me the story of this picture. The resulting story was so… Continue reading The folly and the power of AI
Coming next year: the Ford Analog. A solid, old-school, easy-to-work-on, steel panel car with no plastic, no computers, and no screens. This is my dream car. Sadly, it's just a dream so far. I believe in market research and evaluating personas, but sometimes... just sometimes, I want someone to build exactly what I want to… Continue reading Introducing the Ford Analog
Have you been writing a book for years, or even decades? I've discovered the true value of AI art and a life hack to get you unstuck with your book. Let me explain. I have a love/hate relationship with AI art. Some days, it seems designed to populate the Internet with uncanny valley seven-fingered nightmare-inducing… Continue reading That book you’ve been meaning to write
Picture it: A veteran's hospital, 1978. I learned inclusive language in 5 minutes. It was fun. Picture it: A corporate inclusivity seminar, this year. I was confused into silence. Not fun. I'm not here to "bash the woke". I don't mistrust the hearts of those who want to be allies for others. And yet, our… Continue reading Inclusive language, 1978 vs. today
If you've read the Chronicles of Narnia, you probably remember the Narrator's voice. The Narrator does far more than tell a story — he or she walks you through the adventures scene by scene. The Narrator is emotionally present and his or her personality permeates the entire story. The Narrator often speaks directly to the… Continue reading Is Polly Plummer the Narrator of the Narnia Books?
I'm a huge fan of expand/collapse functionality to keep organized and hide clutter. The OneNote application (not the web app yet) support this with ease. Try it out.
My favorite Photo Tips are the ones that I’ve never heard of (even when everyone else knows it). I have a tough time placing my phone cursor exactly where I want. It’s so frustrating that I typically long-press a word and simply retype it. But many phone keyboards (including Gboard, SwiftKey, Samsung Keyboard, iPhone, etc.)… Continue reading Photo Tip #59 | Move cursor with phone space bar
I am a huge advocate for diversity and representation in both computer science and science fiction. Attending the Richard Tapia Celebration of Diversity in Computing Conference was one of the highlights of my career. That said, in an age where we're all striving *not* to build murderous sentient AI machines, please break the mold with… Continue reading “Try not to bring it to life.”
One of my favorite songs growing up was Rockaria (which I mispronounced "Rock-a-ria" instead of "Rock Aria") by the Electric Light Orchestra. In the song, a rocker falls in love with an opera singer. By the end, the two cultures have blended into something new. And as the night grew older everybody was as one… Continue reading I love mashups because I am a mashup
Choose an Option- by Lewis Carroll I love poetry because it captures how things make me feel. Of course, a glossary always helps. GLOSSARY "You seem very clever at explaining words, Sir", said Alice. "Would you kindly tell me the meaning of the poem 'Jabberwocky'?" "Well, 'toves' are something like badgers--they're something like lizards--and they're… Continue reading Why I love poetry
Star Wars 8, The Last Jedi was my least favorite film in the series. Windows 8 was my least favorite version of Windows. Yet upon further reflection, I truly appreciate them both. Here's why. I'm not sure how the brain's filing system is supposed to work but mine stores objects in semi-random buckets organized by… Continue reading Star Wars 8 and Windows 8 | In defense of magnificent failures
Today's tip is from Vanessa Harris. Want to open a fresh new Word, PPT, or Excel file quickly? Try typing word.new, ppt.new, or excel.new in any browser.
Today’s Photo Tip is a reminder that you can use PowerPoint as a basic video editor. I’m a Camtasia user but edited the following video entirely in PowerPoint. https://youtu.be/BB8Fa4h1ViQ The original PPTX file is here:Download ...and the resulting video is a pure Save As -> MP4 video output.
A few years ago, I asked some trusted friends if I should post this graphic and they all agreed no. They worried that it was too easy for readers to misinterpret my intent. But in the wake of recent violence against Asian Americans, I've decided to take a chance. One telltale form of respect or… Continue reading Photo Tip #53 | Words of respect in HD
Do you remember that joke from the 90’s?... A lost helicopter pilot flies by tall building with a handwritten sign that reads, “WHERE AM I?” The people in the building quickly respond with a large sign, “YOU ARE IN A HELECOPTER”. That's when he realizes he’s flying over Microsoft. One of the most difficult concepts… Continue reading Photo Tip #52 | Information ≠ data
Many people know about dragging and shaking windows – but many do not. Many people know about dragging and shaking windows in Windows 10 – but many do not. So how do you reach an intelligent and well-informed audience who don't know what they don't know? They won't hit Play on a video but they… Continue reading Photo Tip #50 | Dragging and shaking windows
I love this C.S. Lewis quote and think of it often in meetings. Our inspiration needs to draw from sources beyond business and technology books. Even the most mundane meetings need a little whimsy and adventure to break complacency and fuel imagination. (For example, my review of "The Road Ahead" by Bill Gates: An optimistic and… Continue reading Quote of the day | Weak on dragons
I wouldn't normally rave about a YouTube video but this is an exception. As with any job, it takes a certain level of effort to create something good. It takes so much more to create something of true quality. I've done just enough video editing to be dangerous and respect the effort required here. When… Continue reading Quality with an attitude
Today’s tip is from Michael Brittenham. If you are running Windows 10 or 11, you can turn on and access the history of things you’ve copied. Just type Windows key + V. Not geeky enough for you? You can also synchronize that history across all of your Windows 10 or 11 devices. UPDATE: Many tips… Continue reading Photo Tip #35 (revisited) | Windows Clipboard – now with history
Millennials get some bad press. The whiny snowflake persona, if true, would be incredibly annoying. Fortunately, I get to work with many of them and know better. As a generation, Millennials been good sports with all our ribbing for years and eventually came up with one of the greatest subtle comebacks of all time, Okay,… Continue reading The moment this Boomer learned to love the Millennial generation
Do negative political attack ads stress you out? Not me. They make me smile. And in 48 seconds, they can do the same for you. During this scene from the show “Leverage” (S3E16), the young hacker Hardison creates a political ad to help overthrow the government of San Lorenzo: “I did an image and language… Continue reading Unsolicited advice #1: Destressing during election season
Saw one of those radical anarchist kids walking near my house yesterday. Freaked out a bit. Took a closer look at his shirt. Turns out he was an Avenger.
I hear people talk past each other every day. We can fix this. Let me back up and explain my perspective. My mom is from Mexico and I have some African ancestry on both sides (also Jewish, Polynesian, and Pakistani). I grew up brown and blessed in the Deep South in the 1960's. I'm not… Continue reading Why “Black lives matter?! I think all lives matter” is 100% true and 100% wrong
Let's face it, navigating within Teams is tricky. But learning the "slash commands" will save you many steps. Click in the command bar up top or simply type "ctrl+E" and "/" to open several useful shortcuts. Give it a try. (Just kidding, don't say "hi." to Darren.)
I have a teammate who loves baseball. He's a regular season ticket holder for the Twins and just cancelled his baseball-related vacation days. Bummer. With all the suffering in the world, it's sad when yet another simple and distracting joy is cancelled. Plus, I miss that wonderful feeling when my team wins. So... I need… Continue reading So, who do we root for now?
My art is instructional design – the process of helping people learn. People use all types of tricks to help learn and practice good advice. Sayings like "starve a cold, feed a fever... or is it the other way around?" don't seem to help much. Singing the "Happy Birthday" song twice while washing your hands… Continue reading COVID-19, jalapeños, and llamas
I don't have many pet peeves but the ones I have are big and hairy with scary teeth. One such peeve, for example, is the phrase sinfully delicious. Variations of these sadly misguided words have filled shows and commercials for years: This dessert is so good... it's sinful. Pththth. I'm no theologian but I am… Continue reading ‘Sinfully delicious’?
Don’t overthink your mail sorting strategy. Most mail should be answered quickly, archived, or deleted. You know that the Delete key will delete your mail – but the nearby Backspace key will move mail to the Archive folder that you configure. Just put one finger on each key and start clearing that Inbox.
Windows 10 includes an emoji (and kaomoji and symbols) tool. Just type the Windows key and period from any app. See the full list of tips on LinkedIn or heyrob.net.
In 2011, Microsoft ran a microfilm contest where contestants attempted to capture our culture in a 10-second film. Most entries highlighted the many positive qualities of Microsoft life. Here's the flip side. Do other companies struggle with this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgV7K1QpS3Y
In addition to Curmudgeonville, we have a group called Pollyannaville. It's a happy place that brings about a little balance – perhaps like Whooville does to Mount Crumpit. Some of the best and hopeful news gets shared there. But it's never as popular as Curmudgeonville. Why? I think Mr. Tolkien found the answer when describing… Continue reading Curmudgeonville Quote #03
I know where to file software feature requests, but where can we file real life feature requests? There must be a DL or something.
Today’s Photo Tip is a simple keyboard shortcut for changing line spacing in Outlook or Word.
Did you know that your eye interprets shapes and lines differently on a screen vs. on paper? It's true. The solution to following puzzle is obvious on paper. On screen... not so much. Take a few minutes to view or draw your solutions in the real world.
One of my favorite Curmudgeonville quotes of all time (from Aaron Guilmette).
Did you ever go looking for a favorite movie quote online — a quote that's already become part of your family lexicon — only to find that nobody else quotes it?! Oy. Friends and family and workmates latch onto certain movie quotes that may or may not capture popular attention. "I'm the king of the… Continue reading What is quotable (to you)?
Consider this. Most of our fire drills start when we’re chasing down the wrong question. For example: “How can we make an unnecessary process more efficient?” If you’re struggling with an emotionally-charged and apparently unsolvable question, step back and ask yourself if you’re looking for the OTHER DOLLAR.
Some of the greatest visual storytellers on the planet have created a free course on storytelling. This Pixar course on Khan Academy is kicked off by my hero, Pete Doctor. No matter what your job, I guarantee that the ability to tell a good story (pitch, scenario, etc.) is an important part of your success.… Continue reading Photo Tip #41 | Learn about visual storytelling
...but bad visual analogies are more insidious. Variations of this 3-gear image are all over the interwebs. See the problem?
The most popular internal Yammer group in Microsoft is called Curmudgeonville. It's where us old folks make fun of the youngins' and tell people to get off our lawn. It's also immensely quotable.
This one changed my work life. I used to close Outlook to focus — but then I’d need to reference an email or my calendar. So I’d open Outlook for a quick peek and… BAM, five urgent mails and the end of my focus time. This way is better. The Work Offline toggle temporarily disconnects… Continue reading Photo Tip #39 | How to mute Outlook distractions
Sadly, I was raised in a generation where men were expected not to cry, including at the movies. Okay, technically, boys were allowed to cry at exactly two movies: Old Yeller and Brian's Song. I never saw Brian's Song but boy I did cry at Old Yeller. I remember sitting in the back seat of… Continue reading Crying at the movies
So I sprained my wrist last week wrestling blue sharks in the North Atlantic — or cleaning the garage, I forget which. But anyway, the point is that it was very difficult to type. I figured out different ways to use speech-to-text in various apps, but there is one keyboard shortcut that seems to work… Continue reading Photo Tip #38 | Let Windows type for you
As educators and communicators, it is important to remember that certain movies and movie quotes have gone beyond linguistic decorations to become part of the fabric of our language. I group movie quotes into three categories: I. Culturally iconic quotes that everyone is expected to know. These are so pervasive that many are actually misquotes… Continue reading Photo Tip #37 | Movies are the tribal stories of our generation
My mom lives on the US east coast and I live on the west coast. When she called to tell me about an upcoming supermoon, I knew that she would see it rise three hours before me – just like she sees sunrises and sunsets three hours before me. But during the total solar eclipse,… Continue reading Photo Tip #36 | Visual misinformation (and a puzzle!)
A good editor simply makes you look better but they seldom get the recognition they deserve. (The Encarta story is true.)
Today's tip comes from Doug Thomas. Your Outlook calendar recognizes many non-traditional inputs. Try some.
Let’s face it – it’s tough to evangelize a buzzworthy new word like spork, selfie, bougie, bingeable, or buzzworthy, but why not try? Please sneak this word into one of your meetings today. Maybe it’ll catch on.
Looking back over the years, my favorite work moments resulted when I took the time to pause, look at the big picture, and think deeply. Bill Gates famously set aside a week for such thoughts in his Think Week. I hate to admit this but most of the time I don’t pause; I just skim… Continue reading Photo Tip #31 | Pause for deep thought
Have you ever tried to copy a favorite quote from one of your Kindle books only to end up retyping the whole thing? Here is a simple and totally unintuitive workaround: Highlight text in the Kindle readerGo to https://read.amazon.com/kp/notebookCopy the text from your book’s highlights Three old books with the titles: "Kindle Reader: highlight text",… Continue reading Photo Tip #5 | How to copy text from a Kindle book
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